Friday, April 09, 2010

Joke of the Day:

Administration Follies
For those who have never traveled to the great West, cattle guards arehorizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on highways to preventcattle from crossing. For some reason the bovines will not step on theguards, probably because they fear getting their feet caught between therails. We need to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate thefollowing story.

President Obama received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies; he ordered Secretary of Interior Ken Salazar to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before Salazar could respond, and presumably straighten him out, California’s congresswoman Nancy Pelosi intervened with a request that before any were fired they be given six months of retraining. And these people run our nation???

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